What the hell is this car?!

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/23/2014 at 01:55 • Filed to: None

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I was perusing DMV.org for... reasons... and I found this car. It looks like one of those generic ones that TV shows whip up so they don't have to pay licensing fees.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/23/2014 at 01:58

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Talk about hilarious 'shops.

CRider > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/23/2014 at 01:59

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It's got to be a generic design.

Leadbull > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/23/2014 at 02:16

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Probably something Chinese.

/logic

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CRider 09/23/2014 at 02:20

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But what was it? Usually they just mess with the grille a bit and debadge it but you can still tell what the car used to be.

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/23/2014 at 02:42

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I think it's more extensive than a debadge. Actually, I don't think this thing existed at all as a real car. I think someone used their 3D kung fu to just Grand Theft Auto their way into a car.

You might feel like it should exist somewhere, but that's only because of the miasma of stolen design cues that is this 'car'. I don't think it was ever real, not even as a shop.

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/23/2014 at 02:43

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Also, RHD?

lonestranger > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/23/2014 at 02:45

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I found it and a bunch of similar cars from the same artist. Judging by some of the others, I think it actually is completely original.

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/23/2014 at 03:05

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I think I drove this in GTA 4...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > lonestranger 09/23/2014 at 03:20

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Good sleuthing!

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/23/2014 at 04:09

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Well, it certainly doesn't resemble a Mediocrity...

Alex B > lonestranger 09/23/2014 at 07:52

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Dat Wagon.

GTI Sprinks > lonestranger 09/23/2014 at 09:31

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artist must be an opponaut. I spy brown wagon. Probably a diesel.